An unconventional yogurt flavor. Speedier pizza delivery. A department-store Santa harboring a dark secret. A teen nabbed for doing graffiti. Attractive customers shoplifting from a store. Publicizing diner bathrooms. The world's greatest rebate. A newly famous caricature artist. An even more haunted haunted house. Dating several women at once. A struggling funeral home. The best burgers in Los Angeles. Going skydiving. A daring escape from something worse than death. Failed business ideas. A private investigator. A solution for shy customers at a taxi company. And finally, forced product placement.

• Nathan Fielder