There is a war out there and two wasted wankers - Odd & Geir - two minor criminals, are right there in the middle of it. Every now and then they retreat to Geir's one-room-flat seeking refuge in drugs, alcohol and television. Every now and then a friend drops by. This time it is their sidekick Kælle. He has been eating in a Chinese restaurant and become ill. This leads the conversation onto rat meat amongst other negative things.

• Egil Birkeland
• Anders T. Andersen