The (mostly) true story of how the most comically inept gang to ever join forces got half a billion dollars' worth of meth to New Zealand shores - and nearly to market. And they would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for a pesky 70-year-old Māori diesel mechanic and his aqua-aerobics instructing wife!

• Robyn Malcolm
• Temuera Morrison
• Villa Junior Lemanu
• Maaka Pohatu
• JP Foliaki
• Albert Mateni